How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I
#THAT ZOOM WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT THAT EVER HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (via dweebdean)
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH
THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH
the obsessive white bitch
thats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening
FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM
FUCK YOU I’M THE COKE FEIND
BEHOLD! THE SHADOW OF HOPELESSNESS
The obsessive touchy feely bible camp staff,
the overwhelming atm convenience fee
How freaking much of a coincidence is this????
What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group