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opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

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How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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6 days ago on August 20th | J | 151,783 notes
everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

6 days ago on August 20th | J | 160,306 notes

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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6 days ago on August 20th | J | 443,233 notes

heavenhael:

theoreticallytrue:

When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I

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#THAT ZOOM WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT THAT EVER HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (via dweebdean)

6 days ago on August 20th | J | 109,904 notes
6 days ago on August 20th | J | 1,263 notes

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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6 days ago on August 20th | J | 132,741 notes
wheresthecinnamon:

karkat-doodle-doo:

gayforthewindyboy:

land-of-water-and-quartz:

quizillla:

thiefofkokoros:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH

the obsessive white bitchthats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening

FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM

FUCK YOU I’M THE COKE FEIND 

BEHOLD! THE SHADOW OF HOPELESSNESS…Oh.

The obsessive touchy feely bible camp staff,


the overwhelming atm convenience fee

wheresthecinnamon:

karkat-doodle-doo:

gayforthewindyboy:

land-of-water-and-quartz:

quizillla:

thiefofkokoros:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH

the obsessive white bitch
thats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening

FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM

FUCK YOU I’M THE COKE FEIND 

BEHOLD! THE SHADOW OF HOPELESSNESS

Oh.

The obsessive touchy feely bible camp staff,

the overwhelming atm convenience fee

6 days ago on August 20th | J | 46,428 notes

bisexualrupertgiles:

How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

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6 days ago on August 20th | J | 58,618 notes

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

6 days ago on August 20th | J | 160,042 notes
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